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Get the smuffle mug.Smelfish: When you've asked someone what perfume/cologne they are wearing and they don't tell you. Their being smelfish.
"I asked Herman what cologne he was wearing, but he played dumb and said 'I don't know. I just put on whatever.' He knows. He just doesn't want anyone else smelling as good as him. He's being SMELFISH!"
by Chillimost October 5, 2022
Get the Smelfish mug.I asked Earl what cologne he on and he played dumb and said “I don’t know. I just put on whatever.” He knows. He doesn’t want anyone smelling as good as he does. Earl is being smelfish.”
by Chillimost October 5, 2022
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