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Shrek

Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.
by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021
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If you searched this you are the most funniest popular kid ever SIKKKKE sorry but you are really mean annoying and kind dumb but that’s ok cause when your lonely you got shrek
You are shrek like fr
by Dumb Cooper April 26, 2021
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To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah
ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU
by reee765 May 21, 2021
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A really terrible joke that ran out of steam a long time ago but band kids still want to use because they think it’s funny for some reason. Not actually funny and most normal people will just think you’re an annoying band nerd.
“He seriously made a shrek joke in 2021. What a band kid.”
by Freeswalans34 May 23, 2021
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Shrek is god.
by Shrekisgod12344 May 25, 2021
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our ogre king we all hail to him. (SMEXYISET MF ALIVE😍🥵)
me~is you lord shrek.
them~ no wtf
me~*cutely cuts of head*
🤪😚🤠😻👍🏽👅wap
by ActuallyHelpful June 12, 2021
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