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Shotgun rider

When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.
Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."
by Phil Mahooterz May 26, 2015
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Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.
I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.
by Gargallon May 12, 2023
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shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer
bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol
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Lifetime Shotgun

Ryan Mayle has shotgun in any car for the rest of his life.
You can’t sit in the front seat because Ryan has Lifetime Shotgun.
by NightHawk77 December 5, 2018
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shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle
I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently
by Catty Pants June 3, 2014
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french shotgun

When one person inhales smoke and another person breathes it in through the first person’s nose
Becky french shotgunned that bong rip straight from J’s nose
by rk2020 November 24, 2020
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Shotgun Shit

A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
Person 1: "last time i ate taco bell i got the shotgun shits"
Person 2: "damn, same"
by Phazerrr February 26, 2022
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