sticker shock

the pain u experience,when people put a sticker on your skin..and then pull it off...

Ouch!..dont give me a sticker shock

by CryptoGenesis May 28, 2010

Falcon Shock

to perform a "shocker" Captain Falcon style.

Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"

by luminator April 14, 2010

the spock shock

similar to the original shocker
except you put two in the pink
and two in the stink.

"dude that girl is going to live long and prosper, I gave her the spock shock last night. "

by xsamxriverax August 6, 2007

Choc shock

1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more

2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.

person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol

person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 5, 2011

Shell Shock

A turtle shell that has been cracked when it falls of a 100 foot drop or when it rots away after a few years.

"Oh no! Look! A turtle's shell has been shell shocked!"

by I'm a Sean Bradfield lover December 13, 2016

Shock Exchange

The look or reaction one experiences when reviewing one's IRA, or savings stock market statements.

"my god, have you seen what happened to the nest-egg last quarter? "

"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"

by geoffsf April 7, 2010

zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.

Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.

by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021