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Selenators

The fandom of Selena Gomez. They're well known for lying about achievements aka faking achievements, being ableist and racist.
Selenators tried to drag another artist, while Selena is buying her own albums to get some pure sales.
by RealityCheck2.0 November 7, 2020
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Selena

Selena is the type of kid to lock herself in her room and watch a bunch of PewDiePie videos because her sister absolutely hates her. She has no life as well because she only likes to watch vines and the occasional normal video. Selena also likes art but she’s very bad at it, and says the vine “I’m gay” a lot, which is a tad concerning.
Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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salina banana-hammock

a salina banana-hammock is a heart crusher, one or crushes you heart without remorse
i got salina banana-hammocked the other day by this girl i dig.
by thierry14arsn July 31, 2006
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dirty selin

when a woman uses candle wax to make an imprint of her pussy, it is from now commonly known as a dirty selin."
"dude yesterday selin gave me a dirty selin."
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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Selena

Stupid ass narcissistic bitch. Thinks she's the best but is actually shit at everything. Has literally no brows and looks like a roasted turkey. Gross. A pussy ass whore with no personality or sense of humour. Showers approximately every 8 days. Nasty AF 🤢. The human version of period cramps.
Person A: Omg, is that Selena??
Person B: Yeah, she's so disgusting.
Person A: Y'all smell that?
Person B: The stench of narcissism and self-absorption.
by This is God May 6, 2020
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selena

mean backstabber bitch} ,she is a really bad friend if you don't give her what she wants if you dont want to be her friend you still have to be her friend or she'll spread roomers about you,she is also very violent if you meet a selena run because she is a mean backstabber bitch.
Selena, hey f you
by Juanita silva April 21, 2019
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seminary

the absolute WORST place imaginable. basically, dads drag their families halfway across the country to this place, so that they can "honor their father and mother" and "support their fathers." this place causes all normal teenagers of the fathers to become hostile and angry..... cjildren may become suicidal and crazed to the point where they say "eff this shiz!" in conclusion, who CARES what it is.... just DONT EVER agree to go there if your dad gets the "great" idea to pick up your lives.
"hey whats the matter with you??" "oh, nothing new. my dad decided to move us to the seminary and i am fearing for my life. i dont want to die, but i know the feeling is inevitable. what a terribleselfish father i have!!"
by tiredofthis!!! November 19, 2009
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