the barking seal 

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

the barking seal by That white kid tho December 4, 2013

press and seal 

When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.

Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.

press and seal by pressnseal October 4, 2015

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

breaking the seal 

When a woman has unprotected sex with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her vaginal cavity. This wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by passing urine or douching.

Baby Carlos: Damn! that girl was "breaking the seal" all over everyone last night.

Adult Carlos: Grossss! i know. I heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.

breaking the seal by baby carlos March 9, 2010

Navy SEAL 

Gettin yer girlfriend pregnant so she can't screw other guys while you are on a long deployment.

This often involves some deceptive tactics, like pulling off a condom after you first start having sex, or purposefully tearing it.

J: Yo, Meg has been flirting with this home boy every day since we left last time, I need to do som'n bout that shit before I take my long deployment.

L: No problem homie, just pull the Navy Seal right before we leave.

J: The what?

L: Dude, just put a hole in the condom, before ya get it on a few times, get her pregnant and she'll be off the market for at least 9 months.

Navy SEAL by MistaTwista January 30, 2010

land seal

A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.

Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!

land seal by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017

circus seal 

the act of bouncing your balls off a girl's nose much like a seal playing with a ball

I gave the bitch a circus seal so she could smell my rotten nut-sack

circus seal by squatsy November 2, 2003