Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.

Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.

by Donneroo October 20, 2010

Scrub Turn

When someone who was previously going places drops their ambitions, often in favor of fitting in with a lower-achieving social circle.

Synonyms: To fall off, to lose one's edge

Etymology: From the pro wrestling term "heel turn" except instead of becoming a heel (villain), the person in question becomes a scrub (underachiever)

Diego got into a great university, but he took a scrub turn and centered his life mainly around drinking and playing video games with his buddies. Now a year after graduating college, he seems less talented than he was back in high school.

There's a lot of pressure to turn scrub, but you only get one life to make your dreams come true.

by GenTelGuy July 14, 2023

scrub bunny

A Scrub Bunny is a someone (most often women) who chases those in the medical profession; most common being Doctors.

"Don't bother asking Melissa out, she's a Scrub Bunny, and only likes med students."

by CloverQuips August 28, 2014

Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

by Thataco September 01, 2015

finger scrub

When a couple is smoothly travelling to second base but the woman is afraid that she will contract AIDS so she forces her partner to have a good old finger scrub before proceeding

"Dude, did you make it to second base last night?"
"Yeah man, but she made me get a finger scrub beforehand"
"Oh, those damn finger scrubs!"

by Big lez mate November 05, 2015

scrub nuts

A guy that is a total asshole.

Oh no scrub nuts is coming over to borrow 10 bucks.

by Goofy Newfie July 23, 2018