A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
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In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
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friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
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Get the safety release mug.An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
by JYoTX December 26, 2011
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I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
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I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.
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