The kid that everyone calls gay for no reason. Ryan isn't gay. Or maybe he is and is now pressured to tell people because they call him gay as an insult. He had like 8 girlfriends in middle school alone, and his close friends remind him every day. His friends who are gay defend him, but other people still insult him. His friends in school who made fake youtube channels made a show about him, but he never watched it because the school year ended.
by youvealreadywrittendefinitions June 9, 2021
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by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021
Get the Ryan mug.Ryan, someone who's brighten up my life making me feel so cared for and loved. He has the sweetest smile that captures you instantly and makes you feel so warm inside. He listens to me ramble on about my day and listens to my struggles and tries to help me to the best he can which makes me feel not so alone. There isn't a day that doesn't go by where I don't think of him, I miss him instantly because never has someone made me so welcome and happy. He is perfect, utterly perfect in everyday. I love Ryan but he doesn't know that fully yet.
Its Ryan, he's my happiness
by jellycatlover24 December 25, 2022
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Guy 2: No, I am always right
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Ryan: fuck you!
by XingXaSa August 15, 2023
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