Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.
Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!
He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.
He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.
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The catcher on the MLB team, the Los Angeles Dodgers. Is number 55. Dating the salt of the earth, Marikym Hervieux, his inspiration for life and art.
person 1: Who is Marikym Hervieux dating?
person 2: Only the most excellent player in the MLB, Russell Martin!
person 2: Only the most excellent player in the MLB, Russell Martin!
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Get the Russell Martin mug.This is the name for someone who is VERY unloyal and can't keep a damn girlfriend for the life of him. He is always getting high and can't remember you guys were even dating. He changes his mind like a girl changes clothes. He's a cheating son of a bitch and hits on underclassmen. If you are dating this boy I am so sorry for you @habaiah. He also used to be cute but is now uglier than a white girl without her coffee.
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Get the Russel mug.A guy who keeps a massive dildo under his bed incase he feels freaky at night. He also has a strange sexual addiction to boys called schmeicel so if that’s your name and you know a Russell run and hide!
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Get the Russell mug.The first pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, a QB from LSU. Guaranteed future Pro Football Hall of Famer and a class act off the field too.
"JaMarcus Russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than Vince Young ever could."
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