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Russell and Rylee simper appreciation day

This is the day we appreciate the life of 17 yr old Russell Simper and 15 yr old Rylee simper. We all pat them on their back and give them a kiss on the lips farewell.
“HEY DID YOU KNOW ITS RUSSELL AND RYLEE SIMPER APPRECIATION DAY!?”
by Theblackiestboiaround January 8, 2021
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Hungry Russell

I got a wicked hungry Russell from some guy off Craigslist
by Hohyeah May 6, 2016
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throbbing russell

A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.
I take a throbbing Russell once a day for health.
by MattLikesScotch December 7, 2013
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green russell

Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth
Yo, I got green russelled last noght.
by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016
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Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
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abbey russell

an amazing, kind, gorgeous, sporty, smart girl. she really wants a boyfriend who is taller than her and will hug her tightly. she is so rare and amazing once you find her never let her go.
"wow i wish i had an abbey russell as a friend!"
by one day you'll find me July 13, 2018
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russell sears

Hey did u see Russell sears at basketball, he was so hot I thought I was gunna melt
by Sjfjv January 21, 2018
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