Rubberband Man

1. Everyone's favoured musician

2. Someone who sells drugs and keeps his money sealed with a rubber-band
3. A man who sells rubber-bands

Rubberband Man

1. ''Hey did you see that short fat guy who stretched a band between his toes? But hey I laughed so hard because the man got down when it finally reached his nose!''

2. ''Hey did you see the Rubber-Band Man anywhere? I am having withdrawals, I need that okie-coke''

3. ''did you see the Rubber-Band Man around the corner? He has White bands, Blue Bands, Red Bands and a lot more its crazy!''

by angry toast but scottish April 9, 2023

rubber necklace

When the angry mob takes justice into their own hands (e.g. Haiti, Nigeria) and publicly executes a criminal by placing a car tire around their neck and torso and setting them on fire.

The police stood no chance as the families stormed the police station and took the murderer out front and gave him a rubber necklace before stoning him and setting him on fire.

by tmg232 May 9, 2023

rubberganoose

when something is being a pain in the ass or misbehaving

that kid, such a rubberganoose

by dillbog June 3, 2023

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.

My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014

donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked

Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014

Hot Rubber

A dildo on fire

I prefer to use hot rubber than just a dildo

by TyroneTheNigger May 5, 2014

Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023