roman tragedy

Rat-faced, terrible band, incredibly fake. Only knows how to write songs about the men they've dated for 5 minutes and then demonises the smallest of their faults through terribly written songs.

*At a gig*

Jake: OMG that girl over there is so cute do you know who she is?
Paul: Bro don't even bother looking at her. She's a roman tragedy. She'll chew you up and spit you out!

by America-Says-We-Love-A-Chorus July 28, 2019

roman head

the act of giving oral sex over means of a telephone i.e. oral phone sex

last night on the phone, i gave him roman head to help him get off.

by Angie July 1, 2003

roman statue

the opposite of a boner

Me: Did you get a boner when the doctor examined your balls?
Boyfriend: No. She was a wrinkled middle-aged woman. I got a total roman statue.

by smugxleaf March 24, 2011

roman nose

to have the appearance of a voluminous and bulky nose with a curved tip.

my god that kid is ugly with that roman nose!

by willy willy November 30, 2006

Roman Sandal

The fetish sex act where one takes a shoelace, flosses his/her ass with it, and then ties it around their partners foot.

Yo! Bitch! Git over here so I can give you a Roman Sandal!!!

by Purple Suit Colin January 24, 2006

Roman Coke

A roman coke is a misinterpretation on the mixed drink "rum and coke." It is not an actual drink.

"I'd like a "roman coke" please

It's not a Roman Coke you stupid asshole, it's called a "rum and coke."

by Johnny Cleveland May 14, 2015

Roman on holiday

a person who likes to enjoy himself at others' suffering; a person who indulges in schadenfreude.

He has no heart. He is just a Roman on holiday.

by uttam maharjan November 27, 2010