A car, truck, or suv that is worth no more than 500 dollars. This vehicle is to be driven on a daily basis and be in need of repairs that the owner cannot afford at all times of ownership.
Wow, look at that new roger beater that guy got! What a piece of crap!
Hot damn, I can't believe you had to settle for a roger beater.
Hot damn, I can't believe you had to settle for a roger beater.
by A funny fellow December 6, 2013
Get the roger beater mug.Lila, it may sound like it is Pronounced Lie-la. But it’s not, it’s lee-la. The person likes Noah schnapp so much she even has a blanket. IKR CRAZY. The worst thing yet is that she likes to smell her Noah Candle -eww gross ☺️✨ well Anyway she may not know yet but Noah schnapp is Taken By the one and only katalina schnapp
by katalinaschnapp June 4, 2021
Get the lila rogers mug.The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.
Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.
by William.J.A July 3, 2022
Get the Roger Jones mug.A really great guy. Sensitive but tries to hide it. Intuitive leader. Passionate about causes. Reasonably handsome. Misunderstood. Kind hearted, decent. His only flaws are jealous workers and women who can't control him, spread half-truths to ruin his character. People take him for a sucker cuz he's so nice, but he's not that naive. He just doesn't let on how much he knows. He loves deeply and is mistaken for lovebombing, but really just looking for a soulmate. Carefully weighs best course as new information comes to light but stands by his strong moral code. He can't be bought, hates injustice. Doesn't consider himself a womanizer, has only had a few loves in his lifetime. Waits for the right partner to come up and say hi and is afraid of being accused of harassment. Suffers the blunt of other people's blunders and is often discredited as a result. A Jerry or a Tremain with a touch of Einstein, smidgen of Mr. Darcy. Your protector. Can't handle surprises until he gets to know you and gets spooked easily. Will lie to survive, but is not who he is. Naturally a great guy, but awkward socially.
Everyone wishes they were like a Steve Rogers, but don't have the character to be like him or go through what he did.
by Emmett L. Brown September 13, 2023
Get the Steve Rogers mug.The best last name to ever come into existence named after the popular YouTube Skizzers, better than santos or macey. Those names suck
Hey did you hear about that Rogers-tillstone guy?
Yeah I heard he fucked both our moms in a huge threesome and used the sex position "Skizzers" on them.
Yeah I heard he fucked both our moms in a huge threesome and used the sex position "Skizzers" on them.
by Skizzers sucks November 8, 2017
Get the rogers-tillstone mug.created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit
me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever
by durable January 30, 2009
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