Soggy Rocket

The instance where a hermaphrodite gets turned on and subsequently gets both an erection and wet at the same time

Yo man, I hooked up with that hermy chick yesterday, her soggy rocket was so huge it was more like a slippery shuttle.

by CaptainPopopo February 8, 2018

mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

Giggle Rocket

Something you have when you laugh so hard that shit flies out your asshole.

"Man, that movie was so funny I had a giggle rocket."
"When the special man fell over my giggle rocket splattered on the wall."

by Floaty potato December 6, 2018

Butt-rocket

Sticking crank up your butt to get high.

The fags did a butt-rocket and then beat off together.

by psychofreak December 4, 2007

Moon Rockets

term used for sagging breasts which point down at a sharp angle

Those moon rockets were pointed south like a polish compass.

by xtnjnz March 19, 2010

Hawg Rocket

A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her superior BJ skills had produced an impressive froth on my hawg rocket.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

Rocket Lag

Similar to jet lag, but with space ships. Traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. Symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you're reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.

Hey mom, it's Alec, I just landed on Mars and about to get to work mining with Dan! Need to grab some shut eye first, I'll call you back later, I've got rocket lag!

by ajf212 September 13, 2011