An type of bugperson. A roach baby is a person who is entirely pro-corporatist, pro-big tech, and pro-monopoly without even knowing, and has resigned their lives to propagating whatever the current “thing” is and parroting the ideas and beliefs of politicians and/or billionaires. Roachbabies are people who would gladly drink the cockroach milk and eat the cricket paste if a billionaire told them to. They are easily identified by video game attire, such as Mario, Legend of Zelda, or Call of Duty shirts, scrawny arms and limp wrists, a pot belly derived from
consuming only cheap processed food, and a generally deranged look on their face. A roachbaby is completely dependent upon the distractions of technology to function in society. Typically, their moods are dictated by whatever the daily climate on Twitter or TikTok is. They will post incessantly about “the current thing”, siding with whatever the billionaires or left-leaning politicians say, and become violently irrational at any argument against their beliefs. Roachbabies are more likely to engage in polyamorous relationships, often go days, perhaps weeks without showering or performing basic personal hygiene, and refuse any sort of self betterment other than platitudinous “treat yourself” days that involve consuming brain rotting entertainment and thoroughly unhealthy sources of nourishment.
consuming only cheap processed food, and a generally deranged look on their face. A roachbaby is completely dependent upon the distractions of technology to function in society. Typically, their moods are dictated by whatever the daily climate on Twitter or TikTok is. They will post incessantly about “the current thing”, siding with whatever the billionaires or left-leaning politicians say, and become violently irrational at any argument against their beliefs. Roachbabies are more likely to engage in polyamorous relationships, often go days, perhaps weeks without showering or performing basic personal hygiene, and refuse any sort of self betterment other than platitudinous “treat yourself” days that involve consuming brain rotting entertainment and thoroughly unhealthy sources of nourishment.
“I’ve tried to talk to Keaston a few times, but he only ever talks about Tik Tok, youtubers, and video games”
“Oh, yeah, he’s a roachbaby.”
“Oh, yeah, he’s a roachbaby.”
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The art of making yourself as messy and filthy as possible, especially when done with the intent of passing as a slobbish man.
The term was coined by a trans man (FtM) on /tttt/ in 2021, describing his descent from a "prim girl" to someone who "seems to relish in being gross."
The term was coined by a trans man (FtM) on /tttt/ in 2021, describing his descent from a "prim girl" to someone who "seems to relish in being gross."
Since I started roachmaxxing, I no longer get ma'am'd. I can't tell if they're sir'ing me to try and spite me or if I actually pass, but I'm not about to stop.
People bitch about "oh no your millimeters of bone are fucked so how are you going to be a twink or a twunk or a prince or roachmax or blah blah." But the truth is that you can just be a man and look however you end up looking, whether that's an underwear model, a roachmaxxer, a gym rat roid rager, an alcoholic 40%-er, or anything in between. Shocking, I know.
People bitch about "oh no your millimeters of bone are fucked so how are you going to be a twink or a twunk or a prince or roachmax or blah blah." But the truth is that you can just be a man and look however you end up looking, whether that's an underwear model, a roachmaxxer, a gym rat roid rager, an alcoholic 40%-er, or anything in between. Shocking, I know.
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They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.
"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"
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