Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

ring deep

After marriage the act of inserting the grooms finger ring deep into the brides anus.

Jimmy prepped Ann for the nights fun by going ring deep first.

by OneWheelWonder March 22, 2016

ring boy

A leicester city fan who likes the company of grey haired old men

The ring boy thinks they will win the league

by Bigjhenry May 9, 2016

Ring nudger

One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.

I like Frank/Dave/Reginald, if only he wasn't such a persistent ring nudger...

by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016

Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)

Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"

by Loo dog March 7, 2017

Ring of Fire

A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.

Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.

Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.

Guy 1: Hey mate, wanna have a go at Ring of Fire?
Guy 2: Nah, mate, that's disgusting!

by iAmPilot April 30, 2017

Ring of Fire

When two gay men are simultaneously chowing down on each others assholes like the fart monsters they are. Thus creating one continuous tube or circular human centipede.

Billy and I were caught in a ring of fire last night. Which is fine when we kiss cause.... ya know...

by emmerwemmer June 1, 2017