Retarded ass

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

remurdered

to be murdered... again

some of these neologistical definitions could get me remurdered

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Retard Motivation

The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.

"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"

by [e-mail] February 11, 2012

Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Retardaline

A special type of pill for autistic people

Jimmy did you not take your Retardaline

by MrMurphyOfficial January 24, 2019