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"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
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Get the Republican Party Reptile mug.A rich, conservative person in high school or college (sometimes post college) who wears Abercrombie, kahki pants and $100 Polo shirts that also wears a hemp necklace and listens to "jam bands" like Dave Matthews, Phish, and Widespread Panic. Also can be found singing the Chinese chicken song by Barenaked Ladies at karaoke bars. They like to call each other Bro, and in fact are closely related to bros. They are always surrounded by ridiculously hot but mentally vacuous women. Will try to act like they are "down" and "chill" when they are in fact business or marketing majors who will work for a souless corporation that will eventually buy out and destroy whatever sad sack company you work for leaving you with no job. Their response will be "just business bro!". Their dads find their "rebellion" cute for a few years in high school and college, but they realize they can't have "scruffy" hair forever and daddy will stop sending money if they don't cut it. Although one generally would want to avoid a Republican Hippie, or Bro, they may have some really good pot. So smoke their weed and ogle their girlfriend, but do it quick, because they get angry easily and are eager to "keep their rep".
It's too bad you can't go see a good band play or go to a bar without some fucking Republican hippie trying to start a fight because you walked past his slutty girlfriend.
by somedudecalledCatDaddy January 5, 2007
Get the republican hippie mug.A large collection of monkeys, disguised as politicians, that occasionally might write/say something moderatly intelligent.
More often, however, they elect the dumbest and richest monkey as their representative, speak incoherent nonsense that MIGHT have the word "democracy" in it (if they can pronounce it) to sway the populous, and enjoy watching their country crumble faster than George Bush in an interview with big words.....
Essentially, your unfriendly neighborhood village idiots, with nice suits.
More often, however, they elect the dumbest and richest monkey as their representative, speak incoherent nonsense that MIGHT have the word "democracy" in it (if they can pronounce it) to sway the populous, and enjoy watching their country crumble faster than George Bush in an interview with big words.....
Essentially, your unfriendly neighborhood village idiots, with nice suits.
Person with IQ over 125: Why would you vote for the Republican Party when their only concern is to remain in power?
Person with IQ of 100: Hmmm, you're right, there is something fishy about them......
Person with IQ of 80: I think I get more money out of it..
Person with IQ of less than 65: They asked me to join, thats why!
Person with IQ of 100: Hmmm, you're right, there is something fishy about them......
Person with IQ of 80: I think I get more money out of it..
Person with IQ of less than 65: They asked me to join, thats why!
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Get the Republican Party mug.A "Republican Kamikaze" is a person that thinks Humans have (ZERO) impact on the Earth, and that even if Humans did damage something; God would wave his magic hands and fix our mistakes. So people with this mindset have no limitations on doing things that may have a Negative impact on Everyone/Everything else (Over-Breeding, Over-Consuming, Over-Polluting, Wars, Segregation, Religious-Fanatics, Ect). The term "Kamikaze" is taken from the Kamikaze Japanese Fighter-Pilots that would purposely crash their plans into American/Allied Navel vessels during World War II. The Pilots would do this in the hopes that their actions would create massive Death & Destruction to enemy forces; even though the Pilots would also die in the process. The term "Republican" is used, because the core of Republican ideals is based on being Conservative (AKA Ignorant), and being Conservative literally means "Opposed To Change Or Innovation). This Ignorance combined with their warped Religious views; creates an attitude wherein a person doesn't see a potential (FUTURE) consequence, from their (CURRENT) shortsighted actions. But technically not all Republican's have this way of viewing the world;. So a Republican Kamikaze is more of a Stereotype term that can be applied to (ANYONE) with this way of thinking.
(MAN 1) My Wife And I Are Thinking About Having A Child. (MAN 2) Really? That's good. Is this your first child? (MAN 1) No, I have 10 kids already. (MAN 2) What? If You Already Have 10 Kids, Then Why Do You Want More? (MAN 1) Well, I Have Always Wanted 20 Kids. (MAN 2) Why Though? The World Doesn't Even Have Enough Resources For The Population That Already Exists Right Now. So Every Additional Child You Have Puts Your Other Children's futures in jeopardy. (MAN 1) Yeah Right! God Says In the Bible To Keep Creating More Humans; So He Will Always Take Care Of Us. (MAN 2) Dude; What If The Bible Is Wrong? The Universe Is Giant And We May Have Been Forgotten About A Lot Time Ago. We May Be The Kids Left Alone In The Candy Store; With No Parents To Come Rescue Us If We Eat Too Much Candy. (MAN 1) Your Crazy! Humans Don't Have That Much Of An Impact! And If We Need More Resources; We Can Just Take Them From Another County! (MAN 2) No, You Are The Crazy One! Your A Republican Kamikaze Who's Ignorant Views Could Cause Everything On Earth To Die! (MAN 1) Well I Have The Right To Do What I Want, And You Can't Stop Me! People Have Something Called "Rights"; As Long As They Aren't Gay, Female, Ethnic, Poor, Non-Religious Or Anything Else That Is different. (MAN 2) Were Doomed......
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