Republican Cock

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.

Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.

by Scrotron August 4, 2022

Republican Handshake

noun - unsolicited, non-consensual groping of another person's crotch as practiced by prominent Republicans such as Donald Trump; a form of sexual assault.

Donald: I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.

by myowncompass October 8, 2016

Republican pedophile

People who mask and defend their awfulness and sexual assaults against a children with their supposed Christianity.

Roy Moore is a “Republican pedophile.”

by imje55 December 12, 2017

Bush republican

A republican who is as extremely conservative as either of the Bush presidents.

"I think gay people should be imprisoned for life!"
"Wow, you are such a bush republican"

by ficticiousnamebyauthor May 31, 2015

republican golf

When your shots keep going to the right, aka, a slice

I can't cure this slice. I've been playing republican golf all day.

by golferman1970 December 30, 2010

Republican Party

A group of rich white people telling poor white people that the cause of their poverty is brown people.

A group of sociopathic hedonists telling christians that the threat to America is gay people and atheists.

A group of people who get support by protecting unborn babies whilst simultaneously making it harder for live babies and their mothers to survive.

The republican party wants live babies to make dead soldiers.

by wakkadoodooo September 22, 2016

Republican Privilege

A term for the Right’s specially claimed right to not have to wear a facial mask.

Our Fearless Leader and his blessed sidekick has laid the groundwork for our mass strength which is our Republican Privilege that emanates from our powerful belief that we are specially anointed and therefore are immune from this inglorious left wing pandemic.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2020