Sandwich-reading

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.

I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Phonetic Reading Disorder

Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.

"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "

by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023

Re-Recording

Hahahahahahaha! Is that me!? AHA! THAT! IS! HILARIOUS! OHOHOHOHOHOHO! You stupid bitch! I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT BACK!

Hym "YOU DIDN'T ASK! YOU DIDN'T ASK YOU STUPID BITCH! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS HAPPENING! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHAHAHAHAHA! WOW! You motherfuckers are stubborn! Wow! Is THAT why she's re-recording the thing! Ha! Seriously! You motherfuckers are dumb, petty, AND corrupt! This is fucking priceless! Way to project your fame motive on to me, by the way! That is fucking sad! Hahaha! All this to avoid interacting with one of the evil, unclean, dregs of the society you lord over! That is fucking priceless! This right here is exactly why I hate celebrities! Ha! I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT BACK! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT! That is funny! You can't NOT think that is funny. Oh, well, you're still property now so there's that.... Who do I own?"

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

BDMR recordings

Recording software/application used by George Lopez himself, Alex the Great and all of the 14 founders in Candad.
Otherwise known as the second George Lopez effects.

This video isn’t real, it’s made with BDMR recordings

by Goose Lopez November 14, 2023

empty reading

when you read because you're bored or tired or sad and even if the story is great, you don't feel anything

I was empty reading last night, and the plot was great, but i'll have to read it again so i can feel it.

by mRhehehe December 25, 2023

Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

BDMR recordings

When you put something on a stream.

If you pre-record something and put it on the stream and it streams you of the recording, foreshadowing (aka. forecasting) it

Do you know what BDMR recordings are?

by 10Meisterbaelle February 16, 2025