'Palpatine A Relationship' is a term used to describe the act of carefully planning, executing, and manipulating other people's relationships to suit your own desires. Such as planning the demise of your friends relationship so you can date his girl.
Kos: Dude, why did Steve break up with his girl?
Milky: Bro, John manipulated Steve into breaking up with her so he could date his girl!
Kos: Ah, I've seen this before, he totally just pulled a 'Palpatine A Relationship' on Steve.
Milky: Bro, John manipulated Steve into breaking up with her so he could date his girl!
Kos: Ah, I've seen this before, he totally just pulled a 'Palpatine A Relationship' on Steve.
by Officer Mufflebunz October 24, 2016
Get the Palpatine A Relationshipmug. Used to describe a strictly-texting relationship that one wishes to eventually grow into more (usually doesn't).
adj: textventually
adj: textventually
Jane: How long have you and Alex been texting?
Amy: Almost four months. He's the one.
Jane: You have a textventual relationship.
Amy: Almost four months. He's the one.
Jane: You have a textventual relationship.
by krisq September 9, 2009
Get the textventual relationshipmug. A couple who do not do a variety of activities while dating, instead doing the same things over and over again.
Every day, Jon and his girlfriend would do nothing but play Monopoly, go fishing, and walk to a hookah bar. They shouldn't be in a redundant relationship, instead they should be in more of a diverse one.
by Iloveyoubaby46547 June 18, 2010
Get the redundant relationshipmug. Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.
by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001
Get the relationship pornmug. 1 For a female, the state or condition of being single. For a male, the state or condition of being a servile fuck-wit.
2. A heterosexual relationship or marriage in which the female engages in sexual relations with multiple partners and somehow talks the male into accepting this. The male partner in such a relationship is known as the patsy or victim. This person may speak openly about being "in an open relationship," but generally does not himself pursue alternate partners. The male in these cases is almost always a dutiful idiot, often a SNAG, who sits at home and develops a potentially deadly ulcer, while his partner gets nasty with every dude she can. This type of male is also known as a man-bitch.
The Open Relationship is exclusively dominated by the female. Normal men who wish to pursue multiple sex partners remain single or cheat. This does not include so-called swingers, a sub-class of perv.
The Open Relationship is, more often than not, a precursor to divorce, or occasionally to homicide.
2. A heterosexual relationship or marriage in which the female engages in sexual relations with multiple partners and somehow talks the male into accepting this. The male partner in such a relationship is known as the patsy or victim. This person may speak openly about being "in an open relationship," but generally does not himself pursue alternate partners. The male in these cases is almost always a dutiful idiot, often a SNAG, who sits at home and develops a potentially deadly ulcer, while his partner gets nasty with every dude she can. This type of male is also known as a man-bitch.
The Open Relationship is exclusively dominated by the female. Normal men who wish to pursue multiple sex partners remain single or cheat. This does not include so-called swingers, a sub-class of perv.
The Open Relationship is, more often than not, a precursor to divorce, or occasionally to homicide.
Debbie and Emil are in an open relationship.
Dude! Oh my God. She invited me over for dinner with the two of them.
Don't do it, man. Fake your own death. Anything. There is no good outcome.
What if I go over while he's out of town?
Oh, that's fine then.
Dude! Oh my God. She invited me over for dinner with the two of them.
Don't do it, man. Fake your own death. Anything. There is no good outcome.
What if I go over while he's out of town?
Oh, that's fine then.
by Randomness Personified February 28, 2011
Get the Open Relationshipmug. Dude, I heard your girlfriend slept with John, why are you still with her?
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.
by skrewler February 13, 2010
Get the open relationshipmug. Two desperate attention seeking 12 year olds who take pictures in obscure places while their mom takes the photo. Afterwards they completely butt fuck the photo with filters and edits.
by Z123411 October 30, 2013
Get the tumblr relationshipmug.