Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

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WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE

"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"

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reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004

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Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.

Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

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