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A person who cannot understand anything when reading.
I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.
Readtard by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009
a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"
Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck
I-READY by Thats pretty dank October 8, 2018
"I-Ready is ABSOLUTE TORTURE!"
I-Ready by anonymous September 29, 2021
A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.

Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
I-Ready by It's ur mum saying this February 26, 2019

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.
'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'
reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

ready-rub 

Ready Rubbed Tobacco, usually used in Pipes
"all the teachers in the pub, passin' round the ready-rub" - Madness
ready-rub by CrashM February 6, 2015