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Raccoon snooze juicer

A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without
Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.
by Heather Swanson March 28, 2023
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Rockin Raccoons

a person who is the enemy of an awesome possum. Someone that gives you rabies just by looking at them. Someone who is not the best friend of the coolest person ever cause I am their favorite. I hate rockin raccoons.
by DEAL THE SEAL- twinkie June 14, 2010
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Gay Raccoon

This phrase is used to refer to someone that is incredibly ignorant about a subject they are arguing about. This person wants to start arguments despite not knowing anything about what they're talking about.
Johnny: Actually, most furries are NOT functioning members of society.
Some Dumbass: Yes they are dude! All the ones I've seen are really nice! You're just a hater.
Johnny: And you're a gay raccoon.
by Dipshit Danny May 22, 2018
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panda raccoon

What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!
Kerrie: Look Leah! Panda Raccoon is walking over here!!
Leah: Omg! He is soo perfect and cute!!
by Panda Loverr January 12, 2009
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recoonion

when the whole nigger family gathers at a church's chicken joint. and smackin they big lips.and throwin chicken bones everywhere.
I just drove past that there chicken and they was having a recoonion.
by 197219841988 November 30, 2006
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raccoon eyes

When a male ejaculates specifically on both closed eyes of a female. Similar to dot her eyes but usually done from the side of her face thus giving the impression of raccoon eyes.
My brother Dave said he finished off by giving his girl raccoon eyes.
by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006
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raccoon queen

A person who gets sloppy seconds... you get ones trash like raccoons do
She’s such a raccoon queen like she’s always being dirty.
by Espice🙄 October 31, 2017
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