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rachel

A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.
Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)

next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes
by blubberblubber September 3, 2008
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the most beatuiful girl you will ever see she has eyes bright blue blonde hair and the best smile and she'll always make you laugh
guy#1: i think im in love with my girfriend
guy#2: who?
guy#1:rachel
guy#2:no suprise
by yomama34567 November 13, 2011
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attention-seeking whore who will lie about anything possible to make herself look cool.
she will keep friends temporarily only to find that these "friends" have figured out her real character.
also really good at fucking up and starting unnecessary problems.

seems to feed off of self inflicted drama.
"did you hear rachel saying that she beat the shit out of that one chick?"

"yeah, it's not true. she likes some guy who likes girls that can fight."
by i'm not a liar. March 13, 2009
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A Rachel

Deep throating a guy's penis so far during a blow job that you throw up onto it.
She pulled a Rachel last night, with that guy from the bar.
by Osiris Rex June 10, 2008
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rachel

a smart beautiful girl. they love guys named sean and love gymnasticss. they hate selfish people!
by london409 January 12, 2009
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rachel is a very special girl. if your name is rachel it is almost guarantied that you are one of the most beautiful girls in the world. rachel's have a smile that will light up your life, and she has the prettiest hazel eyes. you cannot help but be in awe of her because everything about her is absolutely perfect; her personality, her body, her skin. but as much as you tell her that she doesn't believe you. she is an athlete and has all the right curves, she has the best waist, and the sexiest butt ever. she gives the most amazing hugs and the feel of her hips makes you think that you floating on a cloud. she loves to joke around and have fun she gets a little crazy sometimes but it's actually really cute. you know that when you have a rachel it's pure luck that she is with you.
guy-"dude!! i just got a RACHEL!"
guy's friend-"tf? what is she doing with you??"
guy-"idk man, but i am never going to let her get away!"
by imgonehunting November 13, 2020
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she’s HOTTT
by an ominous May 15, 2019
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