Ryan

Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages.

LOVES CATS

druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.

Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night!

Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!

Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?

Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!

Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!

by bitch ass foo5 March 12, 2010

Ryan

a shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwhichs nd is beast at beerpong. And hates being fingered by girls nd will punch them in the face if necessary. But is also a very horny bastard

Ryan was beasting at beerpong

Ryan was o shitfaced

Ryans horny

by Balekjiii January 11, 2008

ryan

a guy that is nice and sweet and will do anything to make you happy
He tends to tease you when he calls you babygirl and says how much he loves you

Has good humor and sometimes likes to talk dirty like ALOT

WHENEVER your feeling down he finds a way to cheer you up
he is very handsome and very attractive also loves sports and loves his girlfriend named Yasmin

Ryan: I love you babygirl
Yasmin: I love you 2 babe <3

by _BABY_GIRL_ September 18, 2016

Ryan

Ryan is very very very gay , probably the gayest name in the world. He also has a massive head, it is the size of a bowling ball. He gets lots of guys but he only likes people who put knives up his urethra. He has a bugchasing kink so if you're HIV positive, even if you are female, hit him up because he will nut. He likes looking at old men's feet because it turns him on.

Wow did you see that new gay guy?
Yeah, he's such a Ryan.

by notlydianonono July 1, 2019

Ryan

One who sits cross legged very femininely with a napkin on his lap when eating at restaurants.

Ryan sits like a girl with a napkin on his lap. His date even pulled the chair out for him haha and Ryan says that chivalry is dead.

by Flower Boy August 19, 2010

Ryan

Usually, an attracitve and sensative guy. Makes the best friend, however, the worst boyfriend. The guy who will make you laugh and lead you on, then in the end will end up ignoring you or pushing you away. They are usually fun to be around and can make you easily fall for them, and they make you smile constantley. However much they mess up, you can never hold a grudge. They use this to their advantage, and end up wanting to stay just friends.

So I was talking to Ryan last night' 'Oh give it a week or so, he'll move on to someone else or decide you aren't right.

by justafriend80707 January 8, 2011

Ryan

fat kid farts a lot. Idiot = id10t

Gosh darn. U pulled a ryan.

by Bjiwovbuowwv May 14, 2019