Ronaldoed

To get analy raped

Liam ronaldoed Param and Theo after the party!!

by MessiTheGoat October 7, 2018

Renaldo Lapuz

A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.

Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."

by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008

Ronaldo

A Brazilian soccer player.The greatest soccer player ever to play the game.Ronaldo's speed, dribbling ability and scoring instincts have made him widely regarded as one of the best players in the history of football.Ronaldo has also set a record of three FIFA World Player of the Year awards (1996, 1997 and 2002), since equalled by his Real Madrid team mate, Zinedine Zidane.

Many pundits predict if "Ronaldo" went through his career injury free he would have been the greatest player of all time.

by afghanthug May 25, 2006

Cristiano Ronaldo

The greatest footballer to ever play the game . He has been number for the past 10 years, often regarded better than Maradona, Leo Messi and even Pélé
He is the greatest player in,before and after generation.
Synonyms; G.O.A.T, CR7, Uefa Cristiano League

Cristiano Ronaldo deserved the 2018 Ballon d'or
The G.O.A.T Just scored a hattrick in the UCL semis

by Slaat February 5, 2020

ronaldinho

considered to be the best soccer player in the world. His real name is Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, when he started his soccer career with Brazil, the team decided to call him Ronaldinho Gaucho, which soon became Ronaldinho.Ronaldinho was born in Porto Algere, Brazil on March 21, 1980. Ronaldinho was born the youngest of 3. His brother Roberto and his father joao were both amature soccer players. Roberto signed pro but his career ended early due to injury. Ronaldinho's father died when he was 8 because of a heart attack in the family's pool. Ronaldinho became very interested in beach soccer, also commonly known as futsol. Soon a scout saw him playing on the beach with his friends and quickly signed him to Barcelona. After being on the Barcelona team for 2 years Brazil signed him to the national team. Ronaldinho now has 1 son, joao (named after his father) and is making 30 million dollars a year. Whenever media asks him how it feels to be the best he says " I don't feel that I am any better than my teamates on brazil, or barcelona, I just feel like i'm on the beach of Porto Algere trying my best to make myself feel accomplished"

male soccer fan 1: wow that Ronaldinho is really good!
male soccer fan 2: too bad he probley dosent get any girls, i mean look at those teeth
male soccer fan 1: he's making 30 million a year, he can pay for a little somethin somethin if you know what I mean
male soccer fan 2: haha yeah, if I was making 30 million a year i know what i'd be spendin it on....

by Suzy June 18, 2006

Ronalene

She is a hardworking person. Always thinks positive and never gives up. Is shy and only has close friends. She's really nice and beautiful too.

Good job Ronalene!

by 지민 October 22, 2018

Ronaldo

One of the greatest Brazilian footballers of all time. He gets overlooked because of Christiano Ronaldo who is an inferior player, and mentioning "Ronaldo" will make more people think of Christiano than the Brazilian star.

Me: Wow, Ronaldo just played a great game.

Some moron: Oh, Christiano Ronaldo? that cheating scum!

Me: No, the bald Ronaldo you stupid brit.

by daveless August 13, 2006