n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).
Claire: Matt is hott, but I can't stand talking to him; he is so stupid!
Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
by lugnutwrench August 12, 2008
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A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010
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Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.
by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007
Get the relatard mug.A relationship for the sole purpose of being with someone so as to not be single. Usually a one-sided situation, as the other person thinks the relationship is legit.
Dude, I know that last guy broke her heart...but the current boyfriend? Total relationsham. Too bad he actually thinks they're in love.
by fired_again August 9, 2010
Get the relationsham mug.Typically a high school girl. Somebody that throws their life away completely into a relationship, usually in high school, that abandons all friends and any other attachment that they had before with anything else in life, for that relationship. If it ends, they usually have nothing to go back on after it ends, due to loss of everything during the relationship. They are the bane of all good happiness in life and will destroy all of your friendships.
Jake: Bro Rachel is so nice to me. I'm taking her on a date tonight!
Joe: Watch out for that Jake, she's a relationship whore...her last boyfriend committed suicide
Joe: Watch out for that Jake, she's a relationship whore...her last boyfriend committed suicide
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joe and kate, both being black, have a ghetto harmony relationship
stop listening to kanye west and eating your fried chicken! daaaaamn you two and your ghetto harmony relationship... smhh.
stop listening to kanye west and eating your fried chicken! daaaaamn you two and your ghetto harmony relationship... smhh.
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