quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)

beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!

by michael foolsley June 6, 2011

Qualper

(n.) A person who sucks testicles so hard that they remove pubic hair.

I knew he was gay, but didn't think he was a qualper! He tore the hair right of his mate's balls.

by I am grand wizard man. January 26, 2010

qualakin

adjective. What an OG (let him tell it, he's broke as hell) may do while reminiscing about his life. Gibberish/nonsense

Hey Chris, did you hear the guy in the cardboard box "qualakin"about the broad he knocked the other night?

by San Jo Mike December 25, 2004

qualityseum

A chavtastic nightclub in the classy Hillfields area of Coventry.Famous for underagers and its celebrity guests which include the short one from s-club and the brainiac from big brother that time.

'Wooo lets go to the qualityseum!'

by crazysarah118 March 16, 2005

Qualitaristic

To define a quality and characteristic of an individual, person, place, time, setting, set, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

"Well that's just one of the qualitaristics of your friends...they're good people."

by GelCap203 August 6, 2006

Qualves

Qualves: The area of a male's leg where the quadracept and the hamstring are the same size as the calf. Medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the kneecap, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance by not wearing shorts.

Hey cool-aid guy, check out those qualves! The upper anatomical part of the leg above the cankles.

by JB Sandquadyfz December 26, 2008

Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.

Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.

by GloriousC May 4, 2011