Queefatron

Noun, A musical instrument comprising of a belt featuring an octave of dildos of varying sizes which when placed in the famales' vagina produces a different tonal queef note.

I had my queefatron out last night with the ladies rugby team, man we made some beautiful music!

by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006

queef drive-by

performing a vaginal fart out a window of a car

(car squeals off) pffft!

Jessica: do you smell that?

Barbra: yea smells like a queef!

Jessica: damn! she just did a queef drive-by!

by mv78754 October 7, 2010

Queef Nugget

A blood clot formed during the menstrual cycle ejected during a gaseous expulsion from the vagina

I was fucking your girlfriend and she left a queef nugget on my bed.

man you a such a queef nugget, you should be flushed down the toilet.

by that guy 231564894564321341 November 3, 2010

Quadfest

A party thrown on the closest weekend to 420, located on the streets of the dirty dirty Radford. Cops are helpless. If you smoke 2 packs a day and way 300lbs you can still out run them. All they can do is arrest the freshman laying in the street half naked and in their own vomit and blood. The weekend were you can only go into stores 10 at time cuase if not they get robbed of everything they own. The time were the street flow with drunk sluts and coked up dudes. Where beer trucks come a couple times a day to keep the drunks stocked. Viva la Quadfest.

"I got roofied on quadfest"
"And?"

by Keezykey April 19, 2007

Quaff

Ginormous hair of epic proportions

look at his dirty quaff, I think there is a rat in there

by crustygymshorts December 20, 2010

Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

King Queef

When a person blows air into the vagina and then pushes down on her lower abdomene releasing one of the biggest queefs you will ever hear!

She could not believe that I gave her a King Queef!

by T__ucker January 19, 2010