Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.

"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Queef Sheath

Female genitalia, vagina

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath

by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021

Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.

Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.

by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016

queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.

That car over there is a queef wagon.

by Kg212013 January 1, 2017

Queefs and skittles

A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"

See shits and giggles for a definition.

I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.

by Naggers69 August 11, 2010

Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.

John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!

by Devon G January 8, 2017