Shurig

The national sport of Kazakhstan, its when you take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.

Get as many dogs and guns as you can, go to a field, and have a Shurig

by larijose August 25, 2009

Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.

John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!

by Devon G January 8, 2017

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Occam's Shuriken

A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

by JimJava007 February 15, 2015

Shrigma male

A person way more superior to both alpha and sigma males. He can reproduce by himself, so he doesn’t need woman, but all woman in his age category are sexually attracted to him

Shrigma male: *uses his spores* Babe will you swallow my cum tonight?

by Shrigma July 2, 2021

shurima

SHUR FUCKING IMA

Azir: "Shurima, Bitch!'

Taliyah - A Shuriman bitch.

by pimathbrainiac June 16, 2017

Shrigga

Shrigga (Noun)- Shrigga is a powerful god who created everything as we know it. Shrigga a ogre who is tan, hairy, and big. Shrigga can grow up to 950 ft and can tower over anything. Shrigganometry is the study of shrigga. Shrigga was discovered in 2015 by 2 men in Salina Kansas. All hail Shrigga.

Person 1: Hey man have you been praying to Shrigga every night?
Person 2: No? Who is Shrigga?
Person 1: Oh no, you shouldn't have said that. You've angered him, feel his ogrey wrath

by zauzyzayy January 20, 2021