by proxy

Proxy, can also mean using someone on your behalf.

Someone borrows money from you and he was just a proxy for the other guy who
borrowed money from you..

by Steve Ultra July 8, 2005

proxy

1) v. to sign for someone else on an attendance sheet
2) n. A signature of person P signed by person Q

1) I'll not be coming in today, put my proxy
2) My proxy got caught yesterday, so don't do it again.

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005

proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.

David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.

by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008

PyroBurns

Pedophile and a general asshole. Thinks pedophiles were born that way and can only win in a debate when he teams on someone.

PyroBurns is a pedophile and an asshole and I hope he dies.

by Coolhand October 20, 2003

Proximian

Someone from the planet Proximus

Noyes is a Proximian. Carl Sage is a Proximian.

by Dennis Phillips July 15, 2006

Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"

by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010

Pyrocynical Subreddit

the pyrocynical subreddit is a subreddit that talks about none other than despacito. it used to be one based on the youtuber pyrocynical but got slowly taken over by despacito.

*literally any picture from this planet*
pyrocynical subreddit: is that a despacito?

by Smartass2 May 19, 2018