Pussy

It means vagina. If you didn't know that, how the fuck do you know about this website?!

A man puts his penis in a pussy to make babies.

by QCumBear June 19, 2015

pussy blindness

A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.

Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!

Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!

by ELesque March 10, 2010

I Like Pussy

1. Well this clearly means that someone is straight when this is said outloud, but out of respect of others it would be said "I am straight" or "I like females" or "I am not gay"

2. Someone who enjoys having sex with girls.

- Someguy: "I am gay!"
- CrunkMonk3y: "I Like Pussy!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

quarterback pussy

the kind of pussy that's huge, with overlaying gunt, the lips are covered in a woolish sorta hairy substance, and smells like pure dirty sweat, and has a clitoris the size of bulls dick.

holy shit, that chick quarterback pussy, dudes, that cunt's leathal stay away!!

yeah my friend's wife has quarterback pussy, fucking guy was in er,, her clit surrounded his cock and balls he was trapped for days,,they had to call a toe truck to pull his cock out of it

by smoother than silk August 27, 2009

Pussy Resin

The dried up crusty and smelly remnants from a sexually active woman's pussy.

Man 1: So bro, did you have a good time fucking Shaneeta last night?

Man 2: Hell no!! The ho had so much pussy resin in her vag, my cock could not find a suitable place to co-exist with all the shit!!

Man 1: You gotta expect that shit when you date whores.

by Luv2right September 22, 2009

Pussy Pot

When a person, usually a woman, has a fat roll that protudes above the genatiles and below the waist line. This is usually brought on by wearing pants that are too tight and force the fat down and out.
Can be shortened to P Pot.

"Yeah how fat was she"
"Well she had a pussy pot"

by Magnum357 July 27, 2008

pussy to text ratio

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts

Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.

by chelseafc October 1, 2010