Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 14, 2014

Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border

When a Puerto Rican can't get over the U.S. border.

My friend Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border.

by Bastion Boi69 December 02, 2018

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw January 18, 2016

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

Puerto Rican Hammock

When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so

Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”

by Metallicarchaea September 09, 2021

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze January 31, 2012

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025