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Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
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by Couzin July 13, 2022
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by nolany April 12, 2023
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Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
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Guy: Because I peed.
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