The "290 Pose" is an act witch someone is taking a bathroom selfie and runs out of idea's for poses and decides to prop his up against the towel rack and makes a dramatic looking face and takes a picture as if everything is normal.
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JDM Pose: Popularized by drivers in Japanese car tuning magazines, this type of pose is typically random, silly (though sometimes serious), and awkward. The poseur attempts to contort one’s body in the attempt to create a new pose. However, the outcome is typically the same, i.e. forming an “M” on one’s head by pointing elbows to the sky while touching the top center of the cranium. Those with advanced techniques have the ability to create unappealing facial mannerisms while simultaneously contorting the legs. More advanced configurations can be performed while lying on the ground or can be attempted with props such as mannequins, other humans, or stuffed animals.
Nerdy Asian #4: Hey, we should take some pictures with our cars!
Hansom Pretty Boy Asian #1: That’s tight.
NA4: Let’s do a JDM pose!
HPB1: Ewww, no way. Those are played out.
NA4: So what? They still do them in the Options 2 magazine!
HPB1: Okay.
Hanson Pretty Boy Asian #1’s Girlfriend: I’m gonna take the pic now. Hurry up so I can go shopping.
NA4: (grabs knee with right hand, while putting left arm behind head) Sugoi!
HPB1: (puts both hands behind head and starts thrusting his pelvis)
HPBA1GF: You guys are dumb. (snap!)
NA4: We’re so cool. Let’s get bubble tea!
All: Okay!
Hansom Pretty Boy Asian #1: That’s tight.
NA4: Let’s do a JDM pose!
HPB1: Ewww, no way. Those are played out.
NA4: So what? They still do them in the Options 2 magazine!
HPB1: Okay.
Hanson Pretty Boy Asian #1’s Girlfriend: I’m gonna take the pic now. Hurry up so I can go shopping.
NA4: (grabs knee with right hand, while putting left arm behind head) Sugoi!
HPB1: (puts both hands behind head and starts thrusting his pelvis)
HPBA1GF: You guys are dumb. (snap!)
NA4: We’re so cool. Let’s get bubble tea!
All: Okay!
by b-squared April 14, 2005
Get the JDM pose mug.*A person who seems to claim that he/she is emo.
*Trys to get attention by showing thier porposly made cuts.
*likes the following bands:my chemical romance,fall out boy,or panic!at the disco and a few more.
*Is rich and really has no problems in thier life.
*ONLY hangs out with real emos(who eventually find out how much of a poser he/she are and rejectes her/him).
*Thinks that thier life sucks.
*Follows all the rules to emo style.
*would actually look up emo poser to prevent from being called one.
A real emo would act like themselves and not ALL emos are the same every emo has thier own differences the only feature that they share is having emotioanal feelings.
*Trys to get attention by showing thier porposly made cuts.
*likes the following bands:my chemical romance,fall out boy,or panic!at the disco and a few more.
*Is rich and really has no problems in thier life.
*ONLY hangs out with real emos(who eventually find out how much of a poser he/she are and rejectes her/him).
*Thinks that thier life sucks.
*Follows all the rules to emo style.
*would actually look up emo poser to prevent from being called one.
A real emo would act like themselves and not ALL emos are the same every emo has thier own differences the only feature that they share is having emotioanal feelings.
emo poser:RAWK ON DUDE
true emo:0.0 what the hell is wrong with u i thoght u were emo
emo poser:yea im sooo emo i think im going to cut myself
true emo:what the hell fuck u
emo poser:i thought u were my friend
true emo:not with posers
emo poser:*silence*
true emo:why don't u just go home and cut ur self deeper
emo poser:*silence*
true emo:poser.....
true emo:0.0 what the hell is wrong with u i thoght u were emo
emo poser:yea im sooo emo i think im going to cut myself
true emo:what the hell fuck u
emo poser:i thought u were my friend
true emo:not with posers
emo poser:*silence*
true emo:why don't u just go home and cut ur self deeper
emo poser:*silence*
true emo:poser.....
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Get the poserpod mug.Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music
example: Avril Lavigne.
example: Avril Lavigne.
Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt.
Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.
*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*
Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*
Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.
Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?
Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!
Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!
*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.
*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*
Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*
Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.
Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?
Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!
Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!
*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
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