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pinky dinky promise

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.
person 1: “you promise?”

person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”
by elcuh.420.69 March 1, 2021
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Broke the promise

If someone "breaks the promise" that means that the one you loved and you thought you would be together forever didnt end up happining
"Why did it haft to brake the promise", "you broke the promise!"
by Im depressed :D March 24, 2021
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Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day
person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise
by Blawan June 3, 2021
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Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
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[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
by D_Balls February 25, 2026
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pee pee promise

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement
gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"
by anonymous December 4, 2024
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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