by Shrek1304 July 26, 2023
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also see, front-porching
also see, front-porching
me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*
by Stevie;] January 14, 2008
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by BigkingLee September 16, 2016
Get the Back porch fucking mug.An onomatopoeia for the "Archons Forge" area in the 2016 video game Destiny: Rise of Iron, by Bungie Software. It is a mind-numbingly boring arena you must fight through, as if a miniature, malicious monarch set it up.
Hey, wanna grind some rounds at Farquaads Porch to get a 400 light ghost drop? RNGesus has not been kind to me today.
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Get the Top porch mug.The frequently expansive, region of the body that includes the Einstein-Rosen bridge connecting the rectum to the outside of the body as well as the hyperbolic saddle surface directly adjacent to the ER bridge, that together require at least half a roll of single ply toilet paper to clean after even the smallest amount of feces has traversed the region.
Dad: How’s it going in there? You fall in?
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
Get the ass-porch mug.When a close female friend engages in subversive tactics to cockblock you from other women and passive-aggressively claim you as hers.
Cory:"Hey, you came with Jenny over there...you guys together?"
Peter: "No, just friends-but she is pulling a Pocahontas and playing it off like she is my date."
Cory:"No action for you tonight"
Peter: "No, just friends-but she is pulling a Pocahontas and playing it off like she is my date."
Cory:"No action for you tonight"
by Leonitis Bird November 28, 2011
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