Fantasy Pooping

The act of updating/checking your Fantasy football team while pooping.

David added Steve Smith to his lineup while fantasy pooping yesterday.

by JiggaMan321 September 27, 2010

Piping Cold

The act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with one or more partners. Discovered by two young scholars once coming across a Dunkin Donuts advertisement for ice cold beverages.

1. Malcolm: Hey bruh, you might wanna take this Magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

Martin: 1. I get lucky EVERY night. and 2. *slaps condom to the ground* I dont need those. I Pipe Cold.

2. Amber: OMG those Phi Psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. I'd let any and every one of them pipe cold.

Katt: You're disgusting.

3. Thank the BasedGod for the day after pill. I'd be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren't for these things because i stay Piping Cold.

by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011

pooping

To defile a thing. To do something badly.

pooping in the periwinkle, I'm pooping it at this job.

by Durant Channelten August 15, 2007

poking your pussy

yanking someone's chain, pulling one over on someone

Don't worry about it, I'm just poking your pussy.

by JoeMama215 December 9, 2008

Pooping

Taking a dump in the stinky toilet.

*pooping* AHHHH! *fart* EW

by Tiny Egg Thing March 29, 2019

Popping Knickers

To take advantage of, i.e. dominate a woman over the age of 50.

"Man I was at Susie's grandma's house and man I knew I had to start popping knickers with the old broad, it was fizastic!"

by Sweet Caroline October 25, 2003

Piping

Scots slang: It means to act in an aggressively manner in order to goad people into a fight.

I got into a scrap doon the town centre the day, some wee bam wis pure piping up to me wanting a fight.

by KrissyH909 February 1, 2020