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Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants
Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest
by BlackSteel December 2, 2010
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poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.
"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."
by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015
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party poon

a vagina often used at drunken get togethers
by partypoon March 5, 2009
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Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.
Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.
by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017
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poon steady

To be regularly fucking two or more girls while still being single.
"Ryan, do you really have to bring Amber coffee at work?"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"
by Bonjanglez64 August 10, 2014
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Poon Shui

Pronounciation: \poon schway\

a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.

b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."

b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009
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Blue poon

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.
You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?
by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018
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