plankton

Person of little or no brains, an imbecile.

What a complete Plankton

by Technofrog March 22, 2003

Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.

that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?

by Brisbane Planking Accosiation June 7, 2011

Pluck

1) Slang for blowjob. Gave head.

I'm tired of hittin' these hoes. I'ma just let em' pluck me!

by Fire Tears February 10, 2005

phunked

to be dooped, screwed or messed with

Dude you've been phunked by that guy.

by handle August 14, 2003

Plank ass bitch

Any person, usually a girl with an really flat ass. Tends to kill the mood on sight.

Grow a ass! You plank ass bitch!

by Edwardo Schanchez December 9, 2006

plank

A wooden board nailed to the edge of a boat.

I pushed my boss off the plank.

by Saints October 26, 2003

pluck your taint

the act of plucking and or attriving the taint, gooch, grundel, weld, or perenium of the victim

Bitch, i'll pluck your taint!

I could pluck your taint before you even knew it was missing!

by adam of the desert November 9, 2007