gold plated turd

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.

"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"

by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

frankenstein drag queens from planet 13

One of the greatest bands in the world, with our very own Wednesday 13 (lead singer of murderdolls)!!!!

person 1: How great is Frankenstein drag queens from planet 13?
Person 2: I know they rock!!!

by Joey April 16, 2004

Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

well played my friend

a statement of extreme agreement/praise for a particular activity that one of your friends has engaged in. can also be used sarcastically to point out a flaw in logic or action (example. when something is not well played, but you say it was in a sarcastic tone).

dude 1: did you get that girls number last night?
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!

sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.

by JakeinSD January 21, 2008

Let's run a plane

When a female is getting fucked in the pussy and mouth while jacking two guys off. Her arms being the wings, her mouth being the cockpit, and rear being the tail of the plane.

Bro let's run a plane on this one chick this weekend.

by sugardaddyicet March 26, 2017

captain planet

Captain Planet was a government conspiracy to makes people actually want to recycle. Just goes to show you how affective the government is, I mean just look at the show!

Don't do that to my Captain Planet, it is rather sensitive.

by The Best November 18, 2003

captain planet

A homo-erotic invention of Ted Turner.

roflmmfao@tt 'nuff said

by this cartoon is gay gay gay.....damn it it's gay May 18, 2004