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Pimping Christ

Fake Christians that happen to be influential preachers/priests or suburban blue-collar workers that like pimping Christ to try to influence other people as they enjoy the perks of being seen as a Christian.
My pastor can be seen pimping Christ at church and says God hates gays, but meanwhile he has a sexual relationship with another pastor. Reuben, a construction worker, loves pimping Christ at work and telling everyone to convert,but he curses and harasses his neighbors on his block for petty reasons. Jonathan works as plumber loves pimping Christ, trying to convert his friends and yet gambles with them at weekend poker games.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 17, 2022
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Popping your butt knuckle

Farting or getting raped in the ass by a large shemale.
Dude that one website you sent me to last night was digusting, I didn't know shemales could be Popping your butt knuckle.
by UF Omega September 13, 2011
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the most satisfying sense of satisfaction is received when you "pop a dolphin"
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Pupping

Yo my dog was pupping and it was so cute.
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Pimping

The art of being a hero and saving something from pedofilic people and then letting the people u saved live free and wonderful lives
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Tractor Piping

Downloading lewd tractor based content from the internet, usually torrentz
Where's Bob to?

Oh, ee be down the barn, Tractor piping. We won't see im fer days, the dirty ole bastard.
by sweetgrass January 16, 2009
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fudge popping

The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.
Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!
by Doc Guitar December 31, 2013
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