pigs

pigs; cute animals may be in different colors pigs are very friendly but may be bad pigs can be eaten as yummy pork healthy for your body

i love pigs
pigs are cute
pigs are yummy

by cdbkacfwhy September 25, 2018

pines charter

A school with super sped people in it. Majority of the students are sped drug heads who think they are cool and claim to have a depressing life but in reality they’re just pussy bitches who cry about pussy shit.

armando is a fuck boy you're ugly and you can't get waves.

Example of what it is like at pines charter...
white hispanic girl: You don't know me dude I had a fucked up life

Guy: Shut up pussy bitch you're just a cry baby
white hispanic girl: I'm going to make you look bad in front of everyone now

by Charterfuckboysareannoying October 8, 2019

Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

men are pigs

A ridiculous accusation made by women whenever they encounter a male thought or behavior they don't understand or agree with. Especially ironic when used (as it most commonly is) by women who are more than a little overweight.

"Last night, Gary came home with some fancy lingere. Can you believe he actually thought I would be glad he bought me clothes?"
"Ugh. Men are such pigs."

"Sam keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, and how much he'd love to spend more time with me. I think he really likes me."
"Oh please. All men are pigs. He just wants to get in your pants."

by zilog May 27, 2006

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Crazy Uncle Dimma December 22, 2012

pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma May 15, 2017