pilo

A pilo is another word for a pipe, typically for smoking marijuana. Pronounced Pee-low

Do you got your pilo with ya? I'll load the first bowl.

by T-Ninja January 12, 2008

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 3, 2005

pink co-pilot

That which may easily overtake a chick's decision making capacity, disabling her from keeping her wits in the presence of a delicious opportunity that she has never considered doing in this lifetime.

"Shit, my pink co-pilot took over the controls again! The thought of straddling a big, fine, delicious soul pole for 14 straight hours is tempting me to throw all good sense and reason out the window. Whatever should I do??!"

by goadingmygoat June 9, 2003

pilf

Pilot I'd like to fuck. You know you've seen them wandering the airports... probably drunk. And you want to jump their bones.

"Whoa! Did you see our pilot? He's a PILF!"

by Rainbabyroo December 7, 2006

PilotJohn555

The screen name of the single biggest asshole on earth who finds pleasure in tormenting poor innocent people for no reason, no matter how much your friends tell him to stop and steals all your frinds from you.

I got another frickin' im form pilotJOHN555 today. Why does he torment me like that? I never did anything to him!

by you-know-who (the tormentee) July 6, 2004

Angry Pilot

When you sneak up in the cockpit and bust in the pilot's eye causing him/her to fly erratically which makes them crash.

The main weapon of any terrorist's arsenal is the angry pilot. it's a must have.

by cumshooter508 January 31, 2010

PILF

Papa I'd like to fuck

Holy smokes, were you over at Sally's yesterday? Man she has got one hell of a PILF for a father!!

by fu sha sha October 16, 2008