Pessian

A pessian is someone who is obsessed with Lionel Messi , or pessi, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter and other social medias

Look I rationed that pessian meat rider

by Laxu June 7, 2023

Persianfootball

1. Clinical term for repressed homosexuality often brought on by sexual trauma from incest.

2. A name for an entirely un-witty, obnoxious kitten.

3. A word used to describe unwatchable, unskilled soccer.

1. That young boys inability to sustain an erection with a girl or farm animal is a clear sign of Persianfootball.

2. "Oh no here comes Persianfootball to ruin another thread."

by Sinbad Farouk May 6, 2008

persian69

A guy that sucks at COD

Persian69 can’t win a gunfight in COD

by Leon_Thotsky September 12, 2020

Persianpilled vinegarism

Persianpilled vinegarism is an ideology founded by Sir Haytham Mohammad bin taoufik madani. It’s when you’re based and Persian and you have vinegarian features. People who follow this ideology are very fond of Persian mint vinegar.

That man is based and Persian pilled and follows the ideology of Persianpilled vinegarism.

by Vinegarpilled April 19, 2021

Persianism

the sham of Persian history promoted by biased Iranian claiming an empire extending from Africa to china and india .a fake history believed by almost all Persian people .that's the most annoying flex

screw all that persianism surfacing on the internet !

by Hojatkermani November 24, 2021

persianistic

Of or concerning the love of or being or obsessed by the origin of Persia

She said she was from Persia but I believe she was only being Persianistic.

by Colleen Buble May 20, 2022

Persiancy

A portmanteau of “Persian” and “urgency.” The Persian cultural equivalence of “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is ‘You’re fired. Don’t bother coming in.”

Adam: I had to meet my father-in-law, Dr. Fatemi at 9am, but he arrived at 7:45am.
Steve: Why?
Adam: Persiancy

by goldengrey1776 December 11, 2023