penis

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

by Ben Clintonized February 13, 2004

a penis

a flower waiting to bloom and grows enormous.

take a penis and watch it grow!

by loltech1337 December 18, 2018

penis

Something most men wish were bigger.

Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!

by Colony September 21, 2003

penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

Penis penis penis oh penis!

What some women say just before they cum.

When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!

by Judge dredd7 December 3, 2011

penis

a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.

i sucked my dads penis.

by potato sniffer 3000 July 31, 2018

penis

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003