Penguin heaven

The heaven you go to if you are a penguin of course. It should be terrible when you die but fear not! Penguins get to live forever in this land called penguin heaven, and the most exciting thing about it, is that it is made of ice cream! So much ice cream in so many flavours it's like an ice cream version of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory! Yay ice cream!!

Ah, it's a shame i have to go... but woop woop i'm a penguin so therefore i can go to penguin heaven and eat infinity tonnes of ice cream foreverrr :D

by penguinravers...j+e May 5, 2010

Penguin Pete

In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.

Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.

Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?

Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis

Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-

Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.

Guy 1: ....

by Dujac0 January 12, 2009

Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

happy penguins

penguins that are happy
are not sad

because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad

but they aren’t sad because their happy

Those are some very happy penguins. They almost seem sad but their not cause their happy

by happy__penguins July 30, 2019

Swag Penguin

one who has tremendous swag. with the ability to pick up any girl of guy in a matter of minutes.

Hudson? That kid's a swag penguin!

by Cmillzyo July 20, 2011

pittsburgh penguins

My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!

Keep the Penguins in Pittsburgh.

by SteelTown69 March 29, 2004

Fat Penguin

A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.

The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!

by ThePeej October 10, 2008