Tricycle Penis Boat

A gender some people identify as. Very sexy.

Gavin: bro I think I identify as a tricycle penis boat.

Forrest: it's okay man I think I do to.

Both: OMG SAMESIES

by bllr May 20, 2021

Penis Goblin

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.

You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.

by Morphine Child January 20, 2004

Penis Face

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.

Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?

by Jackson January 25, 2004

Penisaurus rex

A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"

Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus

Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.

The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag

In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.

The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag

Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.

Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.

When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.

People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"

by boringtimes February 1, 2010

Penis-Sack

An extra flap of skin hanging off of the penis possibly containing puss.

Scott has a penis-sack.

by Leagerlog May 4, 2009

Penis Monkey

A magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair.

"Marcus says he has 7 penis monkeys."
"Well then he must have A LOT of pubic hair to hold them up"

by Penismonkey2000 June 28, 2012

penis swag

penis swag is when you gain swag by showing people your penis and they think it is outstanding.

Guy1 "hey did you show that girl your penis"

Guy2 " yeah and she liked it"
Guy1 " wow, you got penis swag"

by Madcon April 27, 2015